The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn MonroeWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard ShawGood sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Mae WestMy first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, 'This is going to make me rich'.
Chuck PalahniukWe have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily TomlinLove is the answer but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody AllenThere should not be any trace of dislike or distrust on the score of nationality language, caste, economic status, scholarship, age or sex.
Sai BabaI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve MartinForget sex, or politics, or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
Doug Coupland