Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.

Better to be strong than pretty and useless.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally I let her out.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity, in a girl boldness.

Man who open door for girlfriend reveal one thing... either car is new or girlfriend is.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I'm just a simple country girl.

I'm a smart girl.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.