Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert EinsteinWhen you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert EinsteinGive a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of settling well, without further expense to anybody.
Jane AustenBoys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
Anne FrankEvery girl should use what Mother Nature gave her, before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. PeterI look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.
Dolly Parton