Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

Life is a series of dogs

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

What a dog, I got his favorite bone is in my arm.

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.