For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
Steven WrightThe return of my birthday if I remember it fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel JohnsonThere are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents you know.
Lewis CarrollA friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma BombeckI remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven WrightA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert FrostCelebrate the Birthday in your own village. You need not travel long distances to where I physically am!
Sai BabaWith my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney DangerfieldGreat dad. Yeah he would ask me for money on birthdays and you know inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off like 'You're not a father.' I just learned you cannot emotionally invest in people who are not attainable.
Drew BarrymorePlant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.
Sai BabaFly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever and we'll meet now and then when we wish in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.
Richard BachLet all beings in all the worlds be happy). Include this universal prayer in your prayers every day. This is my birthday message to you.
Sai Baba