You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blo Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out.'

Jerry Seinfeld

Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. In his stand-up comedy career, Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational comedy, often ranting about relationships and embarrassing social situations.

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That's the true spirit of Christmas, people being helped by people other than me.
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There's very little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know

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