I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. Woody Allen Quotes
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundr
I don't know the question but sex is definitely the answer
I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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