I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers Quotes
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014), widely known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, voice actress, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—alternatingly self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.

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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery today is God's gift that's why we call it the present.
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all ov
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Never floss with a stranger.

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