I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out she'll kill me.
Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".
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