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George Carlin

George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians.

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A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat b
If you think there's a solution you're part of the problem
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
Some people see things that are and ask Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask Wh

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