Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns Quotes
Download Quote WallpaperDownload Facebook Facebook Google Pinterest

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three quarters of a century.

Enjoy the best George Burns picture quotes.

Read more about George Burns on Wikipedia.

Latest from George Burns

Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
First you forget names then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally yo
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or

Related items

    A Conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'Stop!'
    The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams, the ol
    In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
    Exaggeration is truth that has lost its temper.

Leave a comment

Search

By using our site you consent with the use of cookies.