Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does'.

Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You're the girl of my dreams, and apparently, I'm the man of yours.

Find a truly original idea. That's the only way I'll ever distinguish myself. It's the only way I'll ever…- matter.

We're all traveling through time together, every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride. 

I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?

I just feel like there are so many things that I could be doing and probably want to be doing that I'm just not.

Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space. Maybe we should trust that, even if we can't understand it.

I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give.

Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with?

If any of you need anything at all... too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.