Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately it's the government.
Some actors like the total freedom Woody gives them but I like to have some parameters some structure.
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
Early in life I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.