Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
If you don't fail now and again it's a sign you're playing it safe.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe
If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy take Highway Love and you'll get there.
Interestingly according to modern astronomers space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Is knowledge knowable? If not how do we know this?