Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.

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It is a known secret that organized crime in America takes in over 40 billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

Everytime I hear Wagner I feel like invading Poland.

Where am I anyhow? I mean what happened to everybody?

If there is reincarnation I'dd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

If my films don't show a profit I know I'm doing something right.

If you don't fail now and again it's a sign you're playing it safe.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe

You mellow too much you ripen and rot

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year... for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

If you'd like to know how to get from the Big Apple to the Big Easy take Highway Love and you'll get there.

Interestingly according to modern astronomers space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

I can't vouch for this film in all honesty

Is knowledge knowable? If not how do we know this?

It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls seize the opportunities and get back home by six o'clock.

I'm a timid person-I was beaten up by Quakers

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