Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather on his deathbed sold me this watch.
All the crap that they tell you about ... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years -- it's all tripe ... I've gained no wisdom no insight no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again today.
If it turns out that there is a God I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion ' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller an idol of my childhood in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action.
To you I'm an atheist, to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?