Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
No one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now.
I've often said the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
The food here is terrible and the portions are too small.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.