Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
one of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life.
Not only is there no God but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.