Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
Enjoy the best Woody Allen picture quotes.
Read more about Woody Allen on Wikipedia.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
If you're not failing every now and again it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
I think you should defend to the death their right to march and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.