Heywood "Woody" Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; December 1, 1935) is an American director, writer, actor, comedian, playwright, and musician whose career spans more than six decades. Allen won four Academy Awards: three for Best Original Screenplay and one for Best Director (Annie Hall). He also won nine British Academy of Film and Television Arts Awards.
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Psychoanalyses is like music lessons for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
He was so depressed he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Eighty percent of success is just showing up
I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable
The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.