Will Rogers

Will Rogers

William Penn Adair "Will" Rogers (November 4, 1879 – August 15, 1935) was a stage and motion picture actor, vaudeville performer, American cowboy, humorist, newspaper columnist, and social commentator.

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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

The more you observe politics the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

All I know is just what I read in the papers and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Democrats never agree on anything that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other they would be Republicans.

If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day only in a different way.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

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