We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The more you observe politics the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.