I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Some things are better than sex and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water, that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress and you've seen the devil.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.