Phyllis Ada Driver (July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012), better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American actress and stand-up comedienne, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.