Mitchell Lee "Mitch" Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I can whistle with my fingers especially if I have a whistle.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool Opotamus?
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.