Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, singer, and producer. Tomlin began her career as a stand-up comedian, and performing Off-Broadway during the 1960s. 

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV you're not considered well viewed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

If truth is beauty how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

No matter how cynical you become it's never enough to keep up.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.

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