Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. In his stand-up comedy career, Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational comedy, often ranting about relationships and embarrassing social situations.
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Where lipstick is concerned the important thing is not color but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.