Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Henry "Henny" Youngman (16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". His best known one-liner was "Take my wife ... please".

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You have a nice personality but not for a human being.

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad, but New York City?

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

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