George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians.
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I'm having fun because I don't take it (life) seriously - the only things I care about are my family friends work and my lady Sally. Philosophers for a long time have said 'why are we here?' - I'm here for the entertainment. If you're born in the world you're given a ticket to the freak show, if you're born in America you get a front row seat.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own so both of them together is certain death.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands
Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision, everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time "Well okay that's enough of that."
If we could just find out who's in charge we could kill him.
I do this real moron thing it's called thinking and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people
If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?
Marry an orphan: you'll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws (at most an occasional visit to the cemetery)