George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians.
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There will be a rain dance, friday night weather permitting
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept
Not only do I not know what's going on I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did
They call it the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.
I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity.
What makes me nervous is when I am at an airport and the stewardess says get on the plane. I say fuck you I'm getting in the plane it's alot nicer in there.
When I was a kid if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse