George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians.
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full free democratic election
[He appreciated its] compounded vulgarity ... It had that Peter Finch in 'Network ' 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore' quality.
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas take your next trip in kilometers.
A lot of times when a package says Open Other End I purposely open the end where it says that
You get to play with people's little danger zones.