Franklin Pierce Adams (November 15, 1881 – March 23, 1960) was an American columnist, well known by his initials F.P.A., and wit, best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net
Too much truth is uncouth.
Yet though my lamp burns low and dim / Though I must slave for livelihood - / Think you that I would change with him? / You bet I would!
While the work or play is on it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other