Erma Louise Bombeck (February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
For some of us watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one, Helen Keller is the other.
Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.